when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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