everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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