Can Purell be used as lube?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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