How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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