David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
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