well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
no. you can't hotbox the world.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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