there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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