Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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