erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
That was an excessively violent trivia night
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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