piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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