gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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