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I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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