I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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