Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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