i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
He is an equal opportunity slut.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
There was a lot of him and a little penis
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I want her autograph on my taint
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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