You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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