what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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