it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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