my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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