Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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