is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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