As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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