Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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