there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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