All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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