I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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