Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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