i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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