Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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