You're so nebulous sometimes
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
so let's talk penis.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
