I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Randomize
