She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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