If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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