I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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