I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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