I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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