Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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