im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
