who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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