I wanna passion pit in your ass
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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