He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize
