I'm eating all of the evidence.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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