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(972): View more from Texas

And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.

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(513): View more from Ohio

well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"

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(407): View more from Florida

We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me

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(661): View more from California

His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger

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(972): View more from Texas

Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy

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(636): View more from Missouri

She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome

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(936): View more from Texas

We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯

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(218): View more from Minnesota

My vagina just clenched in fear

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