I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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