a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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