Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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