Sry I called you an 8
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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