My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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