Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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