Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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