I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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