Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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